According to TimesOnline, a British news publication: "a Californian tour operator has the holiday for you. Sober Vacations International (00 1 800 762 3738, www.sobervacations.com) is running Sober Village 2006 at the Club Med Caravelle in Guadeloupe for seven days from January 28. The all- inclusive trip offers kayaking, archery and flying trapeze, all of which are best practised in a state of sobriety."
Sounds sober and safe!